With the mind of an over-stimulated Golden Retriever, the work ethic of a German Shepard, and the body of a Chihuahua I’m an effective, unassuming anomaly in the dog park.

 

My dog Scout hates the dog park. Which is why I like my cat Leo maybe a tiny bit more. (PROOF HERE -- A GROUNDBREAKING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE PREMIERING AT CANNES THIS YEAR).

 

Here are some other things that add to the Olivia Frances Ruth Eldert dog park of anomalies aside from having two middle names that sound like written-off characters from The Golden Girls (it’s actually my two grandmas, so not too far off).

 

• I’m the same height as Simone Biles and Snooki. On a good day I embody both.

• I once made eye-contact with Leonardo DiCaprio while riding bikes in opposite directions. I like to think he recognized me too.

• When I’m on aux, expect the Glee version. Followed by the Glee version. Followed by the Glee version.

• My actual footprint is a youth size 1.5. My carbon footprint is hopefully even smaller, I haven’t been on a private jet in SO long (ever).

 

Interested in learning more about how I've got that dog in me? Or I can just gush more about Leo too, that's always my fav ice breaker...next to talking about the 2010 musical-satire TV phenomenon Glee. Let’s chat!

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